by shannenfallenangel » Thu May 03, 2007 12:54 pm
It was an ordinary day in the small town of Barbarawaltersville. I was walking down View Avenue when I came across an interesting kind of gadget in the window of my favorite store, Gadgets Galore. As i walked in to look at the gadget a weird old man wearing torn up clothes came up to me. "You know what that does? Don't you? You better be careful with that, Young Lady," he said to me. Knowing that the item belonged to the town's namesake, Barbara Walters, I brought it to the studio of The View where they were filming the latest episode. It was a spectacular experience, seeing them acting in person.
During the break, I waved Babs to the side and showed her the gadget. All of a sudden, she collapsed! The paramedics were called, and pronounced her dead! As The View was coming back on, they needed a replacement, so they called me to take her place, gadget in hand. We discussed topics of the day, and the rest of the gang didn't notice Babs was gone!
Suddenly, the gadget bleeped and flashed. I closed my eyes, and the next second I opened them and was standing beside Julian McMahon! It was like a dream! Julian looked at me in surprise and said 'How did you get in here? And why are you in an evening gown?' I replied 'Where am I? Why am I covered in water?' He said, 'Because you are standing in my swimming pool!'
So there I was, in the middle of Julian McMahon's swimming pool in an evening gown, with an alien gadget in my hand. Julian noticed the gadget, and said 'Hey where did you get that? That belongs to me!' 'What is it?' I enquired. 'It is an emotion-amplifier from outer-space. If you turn it on, our emotions will be amplified.'
With curiosity I turned it on. Suddenly Julian grabbed me and took me out of the swimming pool...
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