The husband store

[dustpuppy]

The Husband Store -

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Phoenix , where a woman
may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is
a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
housework.


"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These
men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband
Store.

[shannenfallenangel]

LOL! I love it! So true. Us women ARE impossible to please!!

[lover]

LOL!! Haha this thing really made me laugh my head off. We're just so bad, that's so true. But just give me one woman who wouldn't go to the sixth floor!

[thefifthsister]

That is so true! That made me laugh so loud

*hugs*

xoxoxo

[dustpuppy]