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Postby dustpuppy » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:14 pm

Doctors:

(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%

Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services

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Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000
(yes that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups,
is 1,500
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%

Statistics courtesy of the FBI

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So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times
more dangerous than gun owners!!

Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.

FACT:
NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST
EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely
out of hand!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld
statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!!!!!!!
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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