by shannenholly90210 » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:12 pm
This is one of my other FAVORITE part from mallrats!:
(Rene sits on Brody’s bed, kncking on his head waking him up.)
Brody:Sweet f**king Christ! Would you knock it off!
Rene: God.
Brody: What?
(Rene sighs)
Brody: What time is it?
Rene: 9:30.
Brody: Man, go back to sleep.
(Rene sighs)
Rene: Christ.
(Game audience cheering)
Rene:What the hell are you doing?
Brody: Finishing my game.
Rene: No, no, no. You promised me breakfast.
Brody: Breakfast? Breakfast, schmrekfest. Look at the score. I'm only in the middle of the second and I'm winning 12 to 2.
Brody: Breakfasts come and go, Rene. Now, Hartford, the whale?(Rene gives him a look)
Hey, they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
Brody: Ya hit the bathroom already ?
Rene: Don't worry, I didn't let your mother see me.
Brody: Who's worried ? Are you kidding me?
Rene: Are you kidding? I've never met a person who lives in as much fear of his mother as
you do.
Brody: I do not.
Rene: That's why I have to sneak in here after every one's asleep and
sneak out in the morning?
Brody: And what? I should tell my mother what we do in here at night?
Rene: That you play video games and I fall asleep unfulfilled? Go ahead. It beats this sneaking-around shit.
Brody: What can I say? She doesn't like you.
Rene: You've never introduced me.
Brody: Yeah, 'cause you're always in the goddamn bathroom.
Brody: What do you do in there?
Rene: You really wanna know?
Brody: I asked, didn't I? I'm playing the role of the concerned guy.
Rene: I cry.
Brody: You cry?
Rene: I cry.
Brody: Any particular reason?
(Rene bangs the wall moving the dresser under the window)
Brody: hey!
Rene: I think about people that make decisions that affect our lives. The doctors who make advancements in curing diseases. The engineer that designs skyscrapers.
- The guy that maps out a plane's flight path.
Brody: The navigator.
Rene: I think about how those people are out there everyday, making a difference, leading big lives, and how they refuse to be intimidated by the tremendous odds of
failure they face; how they only concern themselves with peers and company that apply to their goals...and noble causes.
Brody: Jesus, I'd hate to tell you what I think about
in the bathroom.
Rene: I think about all that, and I cry…Because I have nothing better to do than f**k you.
(Rene throws a folded up letter at Brody, and leaves out the window)
And this one:
Rene: Jesus christ!
Brody: What the hell gives with the cover boy ?
Rene: None of your business, but he'll kick your ass if he knows what you pulled.
Brody: Are you insane ? The guy looks like a date rapist. Is that my jacket ?
Rene: Start the elevator.
Brody: Not until you tell me the situation...With you and the sperminator! How long's this been going on?
Rene: Since I mustered the good sense to send you packing.
He's a much more suitable companion than you any day.
Brody: Are you nuts? The guy's pure testosterone. He's a walking hard-on looking for a
hole.
Rene: I'm in need of testosterone after baby-sitting you. I forgot what real men were like.
Brody: I can't believe you have the nerve to come to my mall and pick up
guys !
Rene: Oh, no. Shannon did the picking up. He's already taken me
to lunch at the cheese haus, Purchased tickets for the opera tonight, and brought me to stores I wanna shop in!
Brody: I took you shopping all the time !
Rene: You took me were You went shopping!
Rene: You think I care what store in that shitpit dirt mall has the latest godzilla bootlegs ? Do you call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night
eating out ?
-Do I give a shit about what two comic labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the book in varied-ink chromium covers!?
-I'm a girl, damn it ! I wanna do girly things !
-Like fix up someone's hair and get phone calls expressing romantic
sentiments !
Brody: I call you all the time !
Rene: "Rene my mom's asleep. Come over." You call that romantic?
Rene: When was the last time you pulled out my chair, or told me I was beautiful ?
Brody: And this guy does all this in a day ?
Rene: This guy already introduced me
Brody: To his mother. - Really ?
Rene: He was at work by 9:00 This morning, unlike my ex-boyfriend who would sleep until 1:00...Because all he did was play sega all night long, which has an enormous effect on your libido.
Brody: Now you attack my libido ?
Rene: There's no libido to attack.
Brody: "No libido to attack" ?
(outside the elevator)
Shannon: You sure you saw her get on, right ?
T.S.: Maybe she was getting off.
(Rene and Brody do “it†in the elevator)
Brody: Why do you build me up, Why do ya, baby, Just to let me down, Mess me around,Yeah, worst of all, You never call, baby, When you say you will
(Brody Humming)
Brody: There, that was romantic, right ?
(Humming continues)
Brody: Passionate, yeah.
Rene: No, brodie, that was too little, too late.
Brody: Too little ? You said it was a good size !
Rene: The effort, you retard. The effort was too little, too late. But now that you mention it, when a girl says it's a good size, it's a nice way of saying It's small.
Brody: Hey !
(elevator opens and Rene steps out, and Shannon sees Brody)
Shannon: Hey ! Oh, my. I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch !
Rene: No, no, forget about him. He wanted to give me something he forgot to give me long ago. He's harmless now, okay ?
Shannon: Fine. I gotta get back to the store. Let's go.
Ben Afflecks character was named ‘Shannon’ because Smith thought it would be a funny joke againsy Shannen.
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