Memorable quotes from Mallrats

[thefifthsister]

I love when Rene and Brodie are talking in the store, Rene's all sweetness and like and then she turns. I nearly fell out of bed laughing at that point. Shannen did it so well and it was some of the best lines of the film I think!

"Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said okay. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide.

But if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your s*** with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious f*****g disappointment!"

That's like the best thing any girl can say to an ex!

[rachaelmcd]

Im gonna use that one

[digitalghost]

the only shannen movie i watched more than 10 times

[littlemissbad]

i took out the swear words lol

Brodie: You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment...
Rene: Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over my house and left it there.
Brodie: Okay, then let's talk about coming up with a schedule for visitation rights.
Rene: For what?
Brodie: For the mall. I figure you can take the odd days, I'll take the even days and weekends. When there's any special feature like a sidewalk sale...
Rene: [interrupting] Brodie, Brodie...
Brodie: ...or a boat show...
Rene: [interrupting] Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said okay. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide.
Rene: [Grabs Brodie by the ear] But if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your crap with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious disappointment!

xoxox

[thefifthsister]

That is one of my favourite scenes in the whole film I love it!

*hugs*

xoxoxo

[triquetra]

Well, I love the entire movie! Really, I do. Shannen looks amazing in it, the jokes are funny, Silent Bob, Stan Lee... amazing!

[thefifthsister]

Silent Bob is one of the best fictional characters created! I say it lots but it's true.

[rachaelmcd]

My faves are:
"Motherf**kers like MacGyver,No motherf**kers better than MacGyver!"By Jay

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."By Brodie

"What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch! " By the legendary Jay

[charmedfreak2003]

That's cool. Thanks for posting! I love spoilers!!! hehe.