Some funny Charmed Qoutes

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Some funny Charmed Qoutes

Postby marissalu415 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:08 am

crazy4shannen wrote:Piper: Demons and warlocks are red, beings of light are white. Oh, yeah? Well, what's a Bunyip? Because it's not good or evil. So what the hell colour is that? (She turns to the Bunyip page and it has a red and a white tab on it.) Oh, well, that's confusing.

omg, i totally love piper. she's so freakin hilarious!!! Image Image

I love that, especially the way she says it, so funny. Image

Piper (with Phoebe at the doctor): Whatever you do, don't panic. We'll wrap up here, and we'll go home and panic.

Piper and Paige have just seen Phoebe making out with Cole in his office.
Paige: Ok, we need a plan.
Piper: Ok here it is, we go home, we vomit...
Paige: And then what?
Piper: That's all I got so far.

Piper: At least the darklighter waited till after the party to attack. That was nice of him.

Piper: Please, somebody help me, the mean demon is dipping me in the water and it's really cold.
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Postby thorn » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:09 am

Piper: that's Finley?
Prue: My hero. *laughs*

Phoebe: This guy's from ax husband. I saw it last weekend.
Prue: We SO have to monitor you're viewing habits.
Piper: hahaha!

Ex Libris

Phoebe: You were really on to something here.
Charlene: Obviously.
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Postby rachel18 » Wed May 06, 2009 6:39 am

i was bored so i thought I could share some funny quotes on charmed

season 3 (All Halliwell's Eve)
Piper: Alright, people, let's go. I was supposed to be at the club a half an hour ago.

Prue: (to Piper) Hey, are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Piper: I'm going to be a very good witch from now on.

Prue: And you picked a role model that wears lots and lots of pink?

Piper: Yes.

Leo: Glenda helped innocents didn't she?

Piper: Yes.

Phoebe: You had the answer all along? That's not help, that's mind games.

Piper: I'm not gonna let you spoil my new attitude, I'm gonna celebrate witches holiday with enthusiasm.

Phoebe: The only problem is you never really know what you're celebrating when you celebrate Halloween.

[to the kitchen. Darryl is there talking on the phone. He is wearing his police academy uniform. Everyone walks in.]

Piper: Alright, Inspector, put down the phone and nobody gets hurt.

Darryl: (into the phone) Yeah, sweetie, I gotta go. Give your folks my love, okay? I miss you guys.

(He hangs up.)

Piper: Nice costume.

(Piper scoops some popcorn into a bowl.)

Darryl: Yeah, it's from my rookie days. Still fits.

Leo: Yeah, mine too.

(Darryl look at Leo.)

Darryl: You're not from World War II. (silence) Who are you?

Prue: Uh, I will explain on the way. (She eats some popcorn.) So in the meantime we can just stick together since we are both dateless.

Piper: He's not dateless, he's married, you're dateless 'cause you're picky.

Prue: No, I'm not settling, alright, the perfect guy is out there, a real man, and I will find him, trust me.

Piper: Mmm hmm. And they're gonna love the popcorn and caramel in your teeth too. (Prue picks her teeth with her fingernail.) Alright, Darryl, let's go, somebody get something.

(Eva looks at piper's watch.)

Eva: Oh, you’ve made a big clock so small. You must possess great magic.

Piper: Just a good credit card.

(Primrose Empath-Episode)
[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Prue is there. She is trying to move a fork using her power but it's not moving. Phoebe comes in.]

Phoebe: Look at me. I am a fashion blunder. A mademoiselle don't. Oh my god, you lost your powers?

Prue: Can't lose what you never had.

(Prue astral projects out of the room.)

Phoebe: I hate when she plays astral games. Marco.

Prue: (from the attic) Polo.

Once Upon a time)
[Scene: P3. The place is nearly empty. People are leaving. Prue and Phoebe, acting like children, are on stage singing songs. Piper walks down the stairs and is shocked by what she sees.]

Prue/Phoebe: (singing) "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it pat your knee. (They pat their knee) If you're happy and you know it pat your knee."

Phoebe: (to the people watching) You guys have got to do it.

(Prue and Phoebe continue singing. Piper walks up to Abby.)

Piper: What the hell is going on?

Abby: You think this is bad? You should've been here for Frere Jacque. They've been acting like kids since they got here. I didn't serve them, I swear.

Piper: Alright, put on some music, any music and kill that microphone.

(Piper walks over to Prue and Phoebe.)

Phoebe: Hi.

Piper: Hi. Lost your minds?

Prue: Piper, we have been waiting and waiting and waiting...

Phoebe: Yeah, and you know what we did? We saw a fairy and she was very cute and she was sparkly and she was really, really pretty.

[there's a lot of funny moments that I could remember on charmed and it totally makes me giggle Image]
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Postby patze18 » Thu May 21, 2009 11:39 am

Here are some mor quotes

Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes!
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
Leo: Piper, this is completely illegal.
Piper: Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?
[She holds up his death certificate]
Piper: Let's not get technical now.
Piper:We're gonna do talk shows and book signings and then be taken by the C.I.A. and be dissected.
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Postby digitalghost » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:15 am

[Cut to the doorway. Piper is trying to open the door and has a handful of groceries.]

Piper: Don’t worry. I can handle it all myself. It’s me, the culinary pachyderm.
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Postby mike24 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:20 pm

Anything Piper says is funny
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Postby digitalghost » Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:27 am

i luuuuv prue

Piper: Prue, I can’t, look, I can't explain it, but being around these people make me feel exactly like I did when I was 16, invisible and inferior.

Prue: You want me to beat them up? ‘Cause I-I-’II beat them up one-by-one.
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Postby digitalghost » Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:01 pm

Phoebe: Did I say spell? I meant recipe.
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Postby thorn » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:20 am

When Good Warlocks Turn Good:

Prue: You can sleep in my bed and I'll sleep with Piper

Brendan: Why?

Prue: Phoebe kicks.

That 70s episode:

Penny: Where was I born?

Prue (or Phoebe): Boston, hotel room, breach.

Penny: Who was my husband?

Prue: Which one?

All Hell Breaks Loose:

Piper: What do you think? Barbra or Oprah?


Piper: Barbra makes you cry. We go with Oprah.
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Postby shannensangel » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:24 pm

Paige: Why me?
Piper: Because It's your damn fairytale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen.
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